My PC is psychic. I kid you not. If I put my cell phone near it, it starts going "Bzzt-di-di-di-di-dit" several seconds before the thing actually rings, when I have an incoming call. Unfortunately, it refuses to screen my calls and tell me whether I really want to answer them.
It frequently make this annoying whiny humming noise unless I kick it gently and then keep my foot pressed against the front bezel or the right side of the case. Needy, high maintenance thing! Why do I think this one's not worth bringing up to tech support? I mean, hell - those people wouldn't even stop scratching their heads long enough to come up with a snappy retort. (And this just begs for several, doesn't it?)
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